Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Wednesday Night Writting Club's new book  "The Chocolate Christmas"


Pulling into the driveway, the home wasn’t exactly the cute cottage Maddi remembered from her childhood summers. The lawn was a sea of motley grass covered in snow, dotted with torn shingles. In fact, there were more shingles on the ground than there were on the roof. The porch had a hole the size of her ex-husband’s ego, and the bluish-gray shutters hideous -- and askew.

Maddi’s gut instinct was to jump back into the Subaru and get as far from here as the little used car could get.

Unfortunately, here was the only place she had left to go.

The inherited ramshackle cottage was the one thing her husband and his snakey lawyer hadn’t been able to swipe in the divorce. Thank goodness her mom and dad had left it to her in a trust that kept it safe from bankruptcy and slime ball ex-husbands.

Taking a deep breath, she tried to see the house with new eyes. She looked beyond the the rickety stairs and past the chipped paint on the porch railing -- all the way to the front door

The door should not have been open. 

Saturday, January 12, 2013

Watching Music

An experience I had last Wednesday reminded me of Mr. Roger’s video segments on “How things are made”. Remember those?  Watching what went on in those factories—from thousands of rows of chocolate drops to the infinite rolls of band-aids—put me in awe of the hidden worlds busily creating within the obtuse, everyday world we live in.

A singer-composer friend, who I’ve been co-writing songs with, is putting together her debut album. Naturally, I’ve walked with her through the songwriting process. This time, though, I had the privilege of sitting in on her studio time with the music producer she’s hired. The producer is the person who takes your songs and makes them music.

Fascinating.

You talk about a “one man band!” This guy sits at his computer, plugs in my friend’s simple vocal-piano demo of the song, and starts bringing it to life. He uses an enormous 70” screen tv as his monitor, so I watch each instrument he plays become a visual stream of wavelengths. As if the awe of his ability to improvise over multiple instruments within one minute of hearing our song wasn’t enough, he pulls out the real magic. Cutting, pasting, dragging, tuning, growing this and shrinking that—art in the making.

The best part? Watching him experiment. Watching him PLAY. I don’t mean playing instruments, I mean having fun. His excitement over an accidental stroke of genius, only to dump it after testing it, deciding it wasn’t that great after all. He dreamed and tried and assessed and tried again and envisioned and played some more.

I got to peak into the hidden world of professional creativity, and when I walked out into the obtuse, everyday world I live in, I had a new enthusiasm for these passions I’m pursuing. “Having fun on the page” is one of Caleb’s sayings. After I went behind-the-scenes of “How Art is Made”, I understand what he means.

If you're in a browsing mood, check out Aaron Edson's site (the producer), Stephanie Boyd's music, and my blog for the lyrics of a patriotic song she asked me to write.

photo attribution: By Arnaudb (Own work) [CC-BY-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

Sunday, January 6, 2013

Interview With a Finisher (No Vampire's would return my calls)

     So last year (which was really just last week, but it's more fun to say last year), Betsy Schow sent me a digital copy of her new book, Finished Being Fat, to give me the opportunity to do something I've always wanted to do...write a book review.
     Since it was during the holidays and I already knew it was about her journey of weight loss I felt guilty about reading while stuffing my face with holiday deliciousness. But I figured, if I could do it during The Biggest Loser and Jillian still hadn't whipped my bum, then I could do it with her book. Sadly, her book will now always remind me of the hand-dipped chocolates my sister gives out. Or will my sister's chocolates always remind me of Betsy's book? I might need more chocolates to investigate...
     I also decided that it might be fun to interview Betsy and post that interview along with my review. How ambitious am I? Translating proved to be longer than I thought it would. I'm not a fast typer, and an even worse listener. (Just one more check mark for my New Year's resolutions list.) But I did it. And thanks to the inspiring words of Betsy's book, I am happy to say I finished it! It's just really long. So instead of posting the whole thing, I'm going to highlight the best parts.

S. In 140 characters or less, tell me about Betsy.
B. Betsy is a former quitter, now turned finisher and lives on the creative side of life. (If you count, there are actually only 69 characters. Less is more, people.)
S. In your book you talk about how your husband loves to get books whenever he wants to learn something, have you ever gotten a book to learn something?
B. Well, yeah. That’s how I learned how to write. By reading everybody else’s stuff.

S. You talk about how you went to a writer’s conference.
B. Yes.
S. How did that conference help you decide that this book was worth writing?
B. It was that someone believed in it and believed in the story. He was like, this is Eat, Pray, Love for normal people. You should write this.
S. When did Yoga become a part of your workout regimen?
B. Probably pretty close to the start. I found a yoga teacher that I connected with that helped me. You don’t have to touch your toes. It’s not a competition. You just come and give your body a nice stretch. That really resonated with me.
S. What’s your total miles run to date?
B. For both marathons and training I’m just over 1000 miles in two years.
S. (I’m fumbling over my words and being sarcastic with stupid things like, “oh, that’s not too bad” and she’s being silent because I’m such a dork. It’s a good thing she’s my friend because if she weren’t, she might just hang up on me.) Are you still finishing things?
B. YES!
S. What are some of the most recent things you’ve finished?
B. More books. (I forgot to ask her about this, but I do know she’s finished an amazing fiction book, and she’s co-authored another fiction book with Caleb Warnock.) Another semester of school. Getting this book published. Another marathon and five half’s. And then currently on the calendar is finishing up my fat quilt. (To which I hope pics will be posted on her blog. hint, hint) And I’m still working on learning to cook. It’s not going so well, but I figure I’ve got time for that.
S. Congratulations on getting your book published.
B. Thank you. Yeah. It’s kind of nice because it’s my story so I didn’t have any plots points to make up. That’s the thing with non-fiction. You can’t make it better. If it’s boring in the middle, it’s because your life is boring. There’s nothing you can do about it.
S. (I laugh.) My last question is how’s your hamstring?
B. Sucks. But I can be slow. There’s nothing wrong with that, as long as I finish and get my little medal at the end it’s all good.
S. That’s right. Well, thanks Betsy.
B. You’re welcome, Sugar.


     Betsy is an amazing person with an even more amazing story to tell. Normally, I admit, non-fiction is not my favorite thing to read, but her narrative sucked me in. I already knew this, but you may not so I'll say it for your benefit--Betsy Schow is funny! Her book draws you in and makes you want to set goals for yourself that you want to finish, just so you can give yourself a medal. Hey Betsy, I finished this interview so I'm giving myself a huge pat on the back (via my husband because he can reach it better).
     And even though it's about her journey of weight-loss, her ideals can easily be shared in any aspect of anyone's life.
     One part that really struck me was her decision to organize her house. I've started that process every January for the dozen years I've been married and my house is still so disorganized. I look at the whole of it and slump into a chair completely overwhelmed at the mountain that lies before me and end up watching Buffy...again. This year, though, I think I'm ready. There's a finisher's medal waiting for me at the end of each room I organize. And I intend to collect every dang one of them!
     Her book isn't long, 129 pages, which means it's great as a quick read, and also a good reference to turn back to when you need a good shove of inspiration. It took me more than it should have to finish it, but that's only because I had to keep washing my chocolate-licked fingers so as not to smudge my husband's iPad.
     Finished Being Fat is available for pre-order on Amazon and it comes out on January 8 (this Tuesday). Or, if you have a hankering to meet Betsy and get her autograph, she's having a launch party at the American Forks library on the 12th from 2-5. You can also keep up with her at http://www.betsyschow.com/

Monday, October 15, 2012

Human interaction


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A good friend and I went hiking at the beginning of October, up Big Cottonwood Canyon. Above the Brighton Loop is a lovely lake called Lake Mary, which I remembered hiking to, oh, a decade ago. It was a perfect day to play. I’d had an intense week in all ways and couldn’t wait for the chance to catch up with my pal while working out.

The guidebook had been clear on the location of the trailhead sign, and we had no trouble finding it. We set off at a good clip, joined almost immediately by a huge yellow Labrador retriever. After some shouting by the owner, and some shooing by us, eventually order was restored. We continued our hike.

It wasn’t lost on us that what we were hiking up looked more like a service road and less like a trail. But we were working up a sweat, and we were heading up the mountain. We were supposed to be crossing under two chairlifts. Hmm. 

We stop to consult the map. And catch our breath. Hmm. A backhoe drives by. We have to admit it’s a service road. Damn. We see a service truck, and approach it. My pal says in her darling southern accent, “Excuse me, y’all, we’re in a bit of a predicament…” The Brighton worker is kind, tells us we are nowhere close to the trail, but if we can hang on for a moment he’ll give us a ride over. 

Relief!

We bundle into his truck and he transports us laterally – we lose no altitude, and continue confidently. 

We’re sharing, laughing, and getting more winded than we want to admit.

Lake Mary does not disappoint. We snap photos and continue to Martha, and while we are originally unimpressed, after seeing it from a different angle, are mesmerized. We stop for a granola break, marvel at our view, and then head off to the third sister lake, Catherine.

We pass a sign proclaiming “Trail” and follow the arrow. After scrambling up some rock, which we are just sure that Lake Catherine is on the other side of, we come out no closer and happen upon a hiking couple.

“Lake Catherine?” I ask breathlessly.

“You missed it,”  answers the woman, tersely. “Back where it says, ‘Trail’ you should have turned off to the left instead.”

We laugh, assuming they’ve made the same mistake, but she’s not amused. Her partner is silent, and not smiling either.

We excuse ourselves and turn around, giggling about our lack of navigation skills.

“Get a map,” she snarls as we retreat.

Somehow, Lake Catherine isn’t so beautiful. We are troubled by the grouchy hiker, and annoyed that we somehow let her spoil our mood. We take a few pictures and head back down, our mood becoming more buoyant as we enjoy our accomplishment, as zig-zaggy as it was.

Ah, the mountains! The air! The gorgeous fire-yellow aspen and the juxtaposition of the dark evergreens! We revel in the ease of our friendship, and in a fall day that we used to its full advantage.

We only had two interactions in our four hours of hiking, and they were polar opposites. The Dalai Lama’s admonition comes to mind.
“Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.”



Thursday, October 11, 2012

Non-Harlequin (ˈhärlik(w)ən) title -- HELP!!!

I'm done! (repeat 20 times while jumping up and down and you'll get a glimpse of how I'm feeling right now.)
Yes. It is true. I have finished my novel. I feel a great bit of accomplishment at this, but also a strain of frustration. Why? Because I can't find a name that pops and makes the reader (hopefully an agent) want to read more.
So I'm enlisting your help. (Don't make me get on my knees, my pants are too tight from sitting in a chair typing all day).
Last night at my writing class, I announced that I had decided on a name. MARKED HEART. This did not go over well. There was laughing, scorning, and dare I reveal that hot chocolate may have been wasted squirting out of someone's nose (not really, but that paints a great picture doesn't it?).
I was told the name sounded too much like a Harlequin romance novel. This I do not want. Because it's not (at least I don't think it is. I haven't read one since college ;)
The name may not have worked for my novel, but it did help get me the attention I needed for some ideas on what to call the dang thing.
Here's where you come in. Read the list and comment on your favorite title (or if you're really daring and a genius at unique novel titles, you can suggest your own).
The first list are the serious names. Names I like and consider to fit my storyline.
The second is the product of too much chocolate and a silly group mentality. I'm including them just for fun. They may not be funny as you read them, so I will suggest you eat chocolate while reading them. Lots of chocolate. Preferably laced with Lavender or spiked with pepper and cinnamon.

DEVIL IN WOMAN'S CLOTHING
SENT TO TEST YOUR FAITH
AFINA'S CURSE
MARKED FOR MERCY
A DARKNESS FALLEN
THE FIRE OF MY BLOOD
A PROPER GRAVE
BLOOD HUM
THICK DROPS OF BLOOD
THE WITCH'S NOOSE
WAKING IN THE COFFIN
THE IMMORTAL FIGHT
BOUND IN AIR
WINNER KEEPS EARTH


(did you eat your chocolate yet?)
THE STINK OF ETERNITY
DYING SUNLIGHT: A COMPANION NOVEL NOT TO BE COMPARED WITH TWILIGHT
DEATH DOES SOMETHING TO ONE'S APPEARANCE
MY REGROWING HAIR, BLOWING IN THE BREEZE
HUMBLOOD: A DARK CHRISTMAS CAROL
MY WITHERED FRAME: A COMEDY IN THREE PARTS

Friday, September 21, 2012

My X-MEN Addiction



the unexpected creative
cultivating creativity by Melody Jean Johnson

Yesterday, I took a giant leap into the abyss and started going through and moving the comics my ex-husband and I collected. There are hundreds of X-Men, Avengers, Spiderman, Iron man and all of their spin-offs (remember the New Mutants?). And of course Batman, the Dark Night series.

No easy task. The boxes are heavy. Not to mention the emotional baggage sticking to them. Even after 20 years.

What I didn’t expect was the joy. As I looked and handled them I remembered the stories inside, the fantastic art and the pure creativity they contain.

They aren’t all great. But the good ones transport me to worlds where heroes live. Real heroes. The ones that struggle with who and what they are. There are no easy answers here but these heroes choose to help others no matter what the cost to themselves.

I love heroes. Every time I read about them, watch actors portray them or dream of being one myself my soul expands.